Bad Ideas…Beautifully Executed!

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Just having some late night fun after talking to a client with relationship problems.. We’re always ready to help.

If tattooing is outlawed, tattooers will be giving outlaw advice.

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Whore Number Four Tattoo

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“Expert tattooing with a healthy dose of honest dating advice.

If you think the tattoo hurts wait until you hear what our experts have to say about your love life.

We specialize in permanent and temporary mistakes…and for an small additonal charge, we can do them at the same time.

Have you ever thought, “This tattoo felt right at 2am” or “She felt right after two drinks”?

Great! You’re our core demographic.

At Whore Number Four Tattoo, we believe your romantic history and your tattoo history shouldn’t look identical—yet somehow they always do. (Trust us we understand.) That’s why we’ve combined the two things we know best…heartfelt tattoos and the unending search for true love. Both built entirely on optimism, poor lighting, and the phrase “I’ve always wanted this.”

Before we tattoo anything, we ask a few gentle questions:

“How long have you known them?”

“Is this in a language you actually speak?”

“Are you trying to feel something or avoid feeling something?”

            “Are you sure there are two “o” s in “Bob?”

If the answers are concerning and give room for pause, don’t worry. We proceed anyway….of course at a slower pace far more suited to heartbreak and warm candlelight.

Our services include:

First-Date Flash Tattoos (nothing larger than your emotional availability)

Ex Name Cover-Ups paired with our Why You Miss Them™ counseling. 

Matching Tattoos that require a signed waiver and a cooling-off period.

Tribal Armband = Commitment Issues (we’ll explain gently, using diagrams)

Honest talk about why your life is a hot mess.

Real advice on how to get the man/woman you know is a mistake.

Every session comes with:

One tattoo.

One hard truth.

One mirror you didn’t ask for held directly in front of you.

One new social media account under a fake name.

We also include one tried and true pickup line such as  “Are you a tattoo? Because I can’t stop tracing your lines.” or “You look like my favorite kind of sin…permanent.”

Think of us as couples therapy, but louder and with better hygiene. Whether you’re choosing a life partner or a panther, we help you ask the most important question:

“Is this who I want to explain myself to forever?”

Whore Number Four Tattoo

Bad Ideas…beautifully executed!